Me: *During sex I suddenly stopped & didn't move*
Her: What are you doing?
Me: Shutup bitch, I saw this on PornHub. It's called "buffering".
? Every time my mother nags at me,

wowfunniestposts:

I’m always tempted to be like: 

But I dont, because I’m afraid that she would slap me into a different race: 

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